imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via guy)

kyary:

when youre very proud of yourself

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(via yelled)

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(via sarahcaramba)

bradtitt:

i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them

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(via yelled)