tablespoons:

“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING

(Source: jesuschristvevo, via guy)

dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

(via yelled)